Today I was walking the beach in a skimpy little bikini. I saw the Police car slowly driving along the beach, so ran as fast as I could to catch him. I wonder what was going on in his mind.
I was able to tell him that every day the holes are opening up, under the boardwalk, and I am frightened that a small child, or an elderly person could get injured, or worse.
He thanked me, and said that he could contact the appropriate department, to have it packed with whatever it needs, and sand on the top.
Hope he didn’t think his luck was in